Right. On the off chance someone wanted to purchase fireworks in the middle of this bloody fog and rain, the shop is going to be closed for a few days next week. If you want to get something involving the more explosive of the fine arts, let me know before then. I can get an order ready safe and easy for you, but you want to come by and I'm not ( Read more... )

[Silence, and then the sound of slow breathing - someone asleep. It last only a short moment, though, before there is a jerk, a loud bang, and the sound of someone falling and smacking onto a wooden floor. Her voice is a little distance, but you can clearly hear the yelled--]

Oh motherfff-- OW.

[A hiss of pain, and she sounds pained as she flumps ( Read more... )

Right. So it's seeming to me like sleeping isn't exactly what we'd call a smart plan at this very moment ( Read more... )

Well now, looks like I got lucky, doesn't it? Not sure exactly what I did to earn the honour of one of these things, but I'll be sure to keep it close to my heart. Don't go taking it all personal if I forget about it though, all right? Isn't a thing to do with you lovely people, and has everything to do with my being a rather forgetful person.

That ( Read more... )